Fun Words and Vacation Time!

Okay, so an update for the world of the ameoba. This next week, I'll be heading off to Bear Lake probably to sunburn like crazy. I swear I can put sunscreen on fifty gazillion times and I still burn! It's not fair at all. I blame my mum... Anyway as I'm getting off subject, this means I'll be away from a computer swimming and living it up. I promise to take lots of pictures and tell ya all about it later! I'm excited to be riding waverunners and hanging out with some of the best people I know. My family and several friends. Ha, I'll finally get to see my aunt's new baby! Yes, I realize it's sad that she was born at the end of June and I still haven't personally seen her, except in pictures, but they really don't count... I will be stealing another Ameobite, Annaka, so I'm sure she'll post about it too. Anyway, on to my other subject. Has anyone ever noticed how fun and easy it is to make up bizarre words that normally don't make sense? Or to pop off(as my mum would say) with a random word that has no place in a sentence? If you've never tried it, I'm sorry cause it's great fun. Several examples that are fun to say - scrumptious, windex, shazam, exacerbate, and my new favorite FWIP!! Dunno for sure where that came from, but anyway it's pretty sweet. I think it's some kind of sound effect, but not totally sure. Who knows where I get these...Steph probably... She's rubbing off on me! SCARY!! Anyway if anyone has any sweet words, let me know! I love them all! In return you will get a cookie!

Pioneer Day & A Really Tall Bike!

So yesterday was Pioneer Day, complete with parade, fireworks, and a fair. I went with my family and we hung out all day. It was good fun except for the fact that I was dead tired after words. So starting with the parade, which was hilarious, especially with my two cousins together. Wow... There was even some romance thrown into the mix if you believe it. If not that's your problem. Anyway, my cousin Jeff saw the Wendy's hummer with Wendy inside. So he yells out at the top of his lungs, "Wendy! I know you!" She in turn leans out the window brandishing coupons galore! Instead of letting the opportunity go, Jeff runs after her and snatches his prize. Although I wouldn't reccomend falling in love with those fast food chain people. He found out later that she was cheating on him with Ronald McDonald and possibly the King. In spite of being temporarily shattered, we enjoyed the rest of the parade in relative peace and happiness. Haha! Next up, the fair, carnival, or whatever else you call it. We immediately plunged into the fray unfraid of anything. Now I have to say, where else in the world can you get slightly questionable food that you have no idea what's in it for ridiculously high prices that you pay for anyway? The joys of carnival food, we all had something like Navajo Tacos, Gyros, Pizza, etc. Once fed and happy again we wandered amongst the booths searching out interesting things. We discovered an Asian booth and my cousin Ashlee was in total bliss. She bought a hugemungous fan decorated with dragons and a white marble statue of a dragon vs. a pheonix. It was pretty sweet. We continued wandering and checked out some sweet henna tattoos, but ran out of time and fundage for one. Which was okay in the long run. I didn't mind though. As we decided to head off to the car, Andrew, Jeff and Dennis(he show'd up halfway through the day) started talking to a guy on a really tall bike. The guy was extremely nice and as Andrew was talking to him, he was invited to try out the giant bike. After several botched attempts to even get on the bike and a demonstration from the biker, he managed to hoist himself onto the bike with relative ease. Getting down seemed easier to me, so I didn't try. Andrew did pretty good up so high. I think he wants one now, it wouldn't surprise me.

Jeff triumphantly claims his woman

and some sweet coupons!

Andrew riding the tall man's bike.

He's doing pretty dang good I'd say.

Zombies, Zombies, and more Zombies!!!

If anyone is bored, this is likely to entertain for hours on end! See how long you can survive. Personally I like the shotgun! Boom baby!
http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Boxhead-The-Zombie-Wars.html

Now You're Swingin'!

From Left - Annaka, Me, Andrew, Ashley, Dennis, Cami
(About to go check out the dance floor. Aren't we cute?

On second thought keep your opinion, we don't care!)

From Left - Cami, Me, Morgan, Annaka, Ashley

(Lol, don't ask about Morgan's pose! Haha) From Left - Annaka & Cami (getting tired of pictures probably,

I didn't even take that many geez what babies!) So Andrew, Annaka, Ashley, Cami, Dennis, Morgan, and I(a small section of the hugemungous ameoba) just went country dancing... No freaking lie. It was interesting, but probably would've been better had I known how to country dance... I don't. I'm more of a Ballroom Dancing kinda girl. Line dances just confuse me so if anyone has any tips, lemme know. Anyway there was lots of country music, bright flashing lights, cute guys, and oh! Did I mention I got flashed? JK! My best friend was wearing a pretty dress and the top came down over a red tanktop. Surprised was I!! Haha! Plus did I mention that some boys are such pansies? They wander aimlessly around the dance floor trying to build up the courage to ask a girl and then bam! The moment they find one, they slink away all scared and nobody wins. I mean honestly, does anyone else see a problem with that?! So basically if you're a dude, please don't chicken out. Girls won't hate you if you actually ask us...I promise. And if they do, you can't sue me so there! Deal with it. Besides you won't win any hearts hiding in a corner praying for God to send you a girl. Trust me. I've been around plenty of guys to know. Okay, enough advice, this isn't Dr. Phil! Although people tell me I could be a therapist/marriage counselor...not sure if that was meant as a compliment... Anyway Morgan got daring at the end and got a boy, Ben's, phone number. I really don't know how she intends to use it, but I disgress. No one ever knows with her. I wanted to catch a very complicated line dance in action, but the darn camera died and we were all saddened, some of us less so than others. I didn't even get to catch Morgan's Marilyn Monroe pose in her dress in front of the fan. I promise not to be emotionally shattered and turn emo. Cross my heart and hope to die, besides if I ever did, Annaka'd resurrect me and clone me and proceed to kill all my clones. Then she'd sell the original me into slavery to herself. So you can see why I'd rather not... Anyways all in all it was interesting. I'd better go practice some moves! Check out Dennis & Annaka's and Andrew & Ashley's moves down below! Sorry it's a little dark...

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Brief Dissection

So you're probably wondering what the heck the Ameoba is. Well I'll tell ya. The Ameoba is a group of friends that when together act exactly the same as when they're split into smaller groups. Andrew claims he's the brain, but I just laugh hyterically. As Lauren would say, hucking falarious, just hucking falarious...