Amusement...

So I don't have much to say other than I have a giant cookie that I don't think I can eat... I'd like to however, but I don't think it will happen...sigh... Anyway, Dennis said yes to Sweethearts with the afore mentioned cookie! Yay! On another note, I am going to rebel against Border's or something. They confuse me and I give up. Dennis ordered me a book for Christmas which is now missing. It came out on Jan. 6 according to their website, but they claim that it hasn't come in. Then they claimed that it was recieved but probably just packed up. And now they claim that it hasn't been released yet, but their website says it has and I looked at it and lo and behold it says Logan is out of stock. I mean honestly people, what the heck? Okay, I'm done ranting. By the way, has anyone seen the new Underworld that came out yesterday? I really want to see it. Lucian is awesome. Anyway, since I have nothing else to add, here are some funny one-liners from my Aunt Randi that make me laugh. Sorry they're in all caps... Computer hates me apparently...

FOR THOSE THAT LOVE THE AMBIGUITY OF PHILOSOPHY.....

1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.....
3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION..
4. IF WE EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
5. THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.
6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THESELF-HELP SECTION?' SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
8. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF,IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?
12. 'WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
15. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
19. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
20. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?
21. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
23. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
24. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
25. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
26. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
27. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
28. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF 'ASSTEROIDS'?
30. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
31. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?
33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

Couch Sledding and Amusing Video!

So I told you we went couch sledding yestereday and it was way fun... I now have battle scars that the snow gave me, but it was worth it...I think. I'll have to post some pictures of Lonestar Betsy, the couch's name, so you can see and we have several videos that I'll post as soon as I can get them from Cameron. Hahaha! It worked really well, better than any of us thought and it was freaking awesome! Who knew a couch on skiis could be so fun? I didn't! I wish we could've had a MPH meter so we could've seen how fast we were going, cause I'm sure it was way fast. Holy toledo! Anyway, I don't really have much else to say, other than to show you this funny video. Other people's pain is just too funny sometimes... Maybe that makes me evil, I don't really know. Anyway, this video is sure to brighten anyone's day! I could watch it a billion times and not get too bored. Don't mind the beginning ad thing.

Evil Plans and a Couch Sled?!

So I love having evil plans... heh heh. I guess power tends to go to my head, but not too much so it's okay... right? Anyways, I forgot to mention that i was going to go to the Christmas dance with Dennis, he brought me roses, but things happened that I don't want to go deep into or else I'll just be blah for the day. Anyway, since we didn't go, I have a diabolical plan for the sweetheart's dance. I was going to ask Matt, but that pooper is completely blind to the world outside of band so he's kinda a lost cause. My plan is brilliant, but i don't know how to ask him... He probably wouldn't care if i just walked up asked and walked away, but like I told my mom when I got him a book of Chuck Norris for Christmas, D might not care, but i sure as heck do. Mwahahahahahahaha! Oh and I must remember to get Annaka to ask someone... I'd rather not go without a group obviously... Mwhahahahahahahaha! Hopefully it works out and nothing irritating ruins my plan. I'll have to talk to Andrew when we go couch sledding tomorrow... Yes, I said couch sledding... Apparently Andrew took an old couch and built a sled out of it and we're going to D's house tomorrow to sled down the hill behind his house. I hope I don't die... Hahahaha, I'll let you know how it goes... I haven't even see this "sled" so it'll be exciting! Maybe I'll even be able to ignore the coldness... I hate cold... By the way, don't anyone tell Dennis my plot. He doesn't look at this enough to read it, so yeah...

New Year!

Holy cow! I can't believe it's already 2009! I just got used to writing 2008 on all my school papers, but what're you gonna do? I can't slow time down... So I got really bored the other day and gave my family right brain/left brain tests and most of my family is pretty even. Mine was pretty even, but I lean towards being right brained. Fits me I guess. I also took an IQ test cause I had nothing better to do. Apparently I have a 147, but who knows? I'll bet Dennis can't beat me though! *insert evil laughter here* I'm sure he'll take that as a challenge and try, but whatever... He'll fail, miserably. Haha, just messing with you D! Anyway, Happy New Year's everyone!